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Another character bio for Quasi-Science Theatre 8.4! Yay! (Speaking of which, I finally decided on a title, as you can see!) 

This fella’ right here goes by the name Tali! Tali is the vessel of the Devil’s most unskilled employee, who is temporarily stuck at the receiving end of one of his own contracts’s downsides, forcing him to benefit the Reginald family in any way they desire for the next twelve generations, and at no personal gain, to boot! 

While Nocks was still an infant, his father had the bizarre thought that a hell-spawn would make a good companion for the growing boy, and deigned a robotic shell for the demon to operate in, to limit his powers to the point of being something less then omnipotent.(But only slightly less, after all, what is the point of having a demon if you aren’t going to abuse the fuck out of its powers?) 

Nocks received him as a birthday present the following year, and a one-sided friendship has grown ever since. Tali couldn’t be anymore unamused by this turn of events, and inconveniences Nocks at every opportunity that isn’t technically breaking the contract, as an attempt to make Nocks realize “Hey! This dude LOATHES me!”, but to no avail. Nocks’s sort of stuck in his own world full of unicorns and rainbow flavoured tacos, to him they are basically the bestest of friends in the whole entire cosmos! 

Another character bio for Quasi-Science Theatre 8.4! Yay! (Speaking of which, I finally decided on a title, as you can see!) 

This fella’ right here goes by the name Tali! Tali is the vessel of the Devil’s most unskilled employee, who is temporarily stuck at the receiving end of one of his own contracts’s downsides, forcing him to benefit the Reginald family in any way they desire for the next twelve generations, and at no personal gain, to boot! 

While Nocks was still an infant, his father had the bizarre thought that a hell-spawn would make a good companion for the growing boy, and deigned a robotic shell for the demon to operate in, to limit his powers to the point of being something less then omnipotent.(But only slightly less, after all, what is the point of having a demon if you aren’t going to abuse the fuck out of its powers?) 

Nocks received him as a birthday present the following year, and a one-sided friendship has grown ever since. Tali couldn’t be anymore unamused by this turn of events, and inconveniences Nocks at every opportunity that isn’t technically breaking the contract, as an attempt to make Nocks realize “Hey! This dude LOATHES me!”, but to no avail. Nocks’s sort of stuck in his own world full of unicorns and rainbow flavoured tacos, to him they are basically the bestest of friends in the whole entire cosmos! 

Meet Nocks Reginalds. 
Nocks is technically a genius, if you believe his IQ tests, but geniuses usually have wisdom raining out of their asses, so I’d be hesitant to use the word in this context. Nocks is the sort of person who would be able to invent killer toasters but not realize it is an absolutely horrendous idea to actually make them. 
It just so happens that Nocks is also the heir to the largest developer of experimental technologies in the world, and will be supplying most of the military’s equipment in  twenty years or so.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
(This is the concept for one of the main characters in an idea for a webcomic that I will probably be doing soon if I don’t keep on forgetting about it.) 

Meet Nocks Reginalds. 

Nocks is technically a genius, if you believe his IQ tests, but geniuses usually have wisdom raining out of their asses, so I’d be hesitant to use the word in this context. Nocks is the sort of person who would be able to invent killer toasters but not realize it is an absolutely horrendous idea to actually make them. 

It just so happens that Nocks is also the heir to the largest developer of experimental technologies in the world, and will be supplying most of the military’s equipment in  twenty years or so.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

(This is the concept for one of the main characters in an idea for a webcomic that I will probably be doing soon if I don’t keep on forgetting about it.)